[Guitar Intro:]
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[Singers:]Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate!
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[Lead Singer:]
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What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. That's what Brian Boitano'd
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do.
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Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
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When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a
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blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens,
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fair.
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Brian! S-s-skate! Brian! Live!
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So what would Brian Boitano'd do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two. That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
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Brian! Skate! Brian! Live!
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When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Brian
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Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy!
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[Man In Back:]
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No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
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[Singers:]
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I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat
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so many chicken wings. [man:]AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO
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MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO
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MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
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Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
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Brain Boitano-o was born on the planet of Krynuk. He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck. Hideedodee!
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Hideeday! Brian Boitano's here. So round up all your lasses and tell 'em they have no fears. Say, "Come over here my honey,
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and come and I'll take off my pants. and I'm gonna make dirty love to you, cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do." Cause
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that's what Brian Boitano'd DO!
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What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II (D.V.D.A.)
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