We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
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And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
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But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
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`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
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Small and brown he comes from you
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Sit on the toilet here he comes
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Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
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A present from down below
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Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
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He's seen the love inside of you
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`Cause he's a piece of poo
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Sometimes he's nutty
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Sometimes he's corny
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He can be brown or greenish brown
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(Mmmmhmmm!)
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But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
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He might come to your town!
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
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He loves me, I love you
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Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
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I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
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Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
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Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
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Stan: Come on dude, push!
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Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
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Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
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Kyle: Here he comes!
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[POP!]
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Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
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I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
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Seasons Greetings to all of you!
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Let's sing songs and dance and play
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Now before I melt away.
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Here's a game I like to play
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Stick me in your mouth and try to say
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Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
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Christmas Time has come!
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Singers: Sometimes He's runny
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Sometimes he's firm
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Sometimes he practically water.
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Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
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And wont fall in the toilet
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'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
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And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
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And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
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When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
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Flush him down but he's never gone
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His smell and his spirit linger on.
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Howdy Ho!
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Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
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