Cartman: Wellllll...
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Kyle's mom's a bitch
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She's mom is a big fat bitch
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
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She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
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She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
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On Monday she's a bitch
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On Tuesday she's a bitch
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On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
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Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
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She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
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She's a big big big big big big bitch
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Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
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Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
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For tons kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this:
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(Weird Japenese stuff to the tune)
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(Weird Dutch stuff to the tune)
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(Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune)
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Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
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She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
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She's a big big big big big big bitch
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(Other children: Gasp)
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Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
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Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
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I really mean it
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Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking biiiiiiitch
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Big old fucking bitch Kyle's mooooom
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Yeah
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Chaaaa
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Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
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