Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
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and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal.
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But the sanitation workers really didn't approve,
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So he packed up his accordion and had to move
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To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
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And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
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And he played on the company bowling team
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And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
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Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream,
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But that's really not important to the story.
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Well the very next year he met a dental hygenist
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With a sptula tatooed on her arm.
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But he didn't keep in touch, and he lost her number,
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Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm.
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And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave
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Twenty miles below the surface of the earth,
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And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich,
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For what it's worth.
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Then, one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan,
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When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man.
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He was caught in a bear trap, and Al set him free.
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And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be.
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And it turns out that he's a big shot producer on TV
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So he gives Al a contract, and what do you know...
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Now he's got his very own "Weird Al" Show!
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The Weird Al Show
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