Satan: Well I tell you what,
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Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
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C'mon everyone, gather `round!
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String up the lights
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And light up the tree
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We're going to make some revelry
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Spirits are high, so I can tell
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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Demons are nicer as you pass them by
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There's lots of demon toys to buy
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The snow is falling and all is well
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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There goes Jeffery Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham
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After he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can
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And there goes John F. Kennedy
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Caroling with his son
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Reunited for the holidays
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God bless us, everyone!
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Everybody has a happy glow
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Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow
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Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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Adolf, here's a present for you.
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Hitler: Oh? O Tannenbaum!
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Satan: Yes, O Tannenbaum!
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God cast me down from Heaven's door
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To rule in hell for evermore
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But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
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'Cause It's Christmas time in hell!
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Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
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We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
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Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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There's Princess Diana
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Holding burning mistletoe
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Over poor Gene Siskel's head
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Just watch his weenie grow!
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For one day we all stop burning
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And the flames are not so thick
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All the screaming and the torture stops
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As we wait for old Saint Nick!
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So string up the lights and light up the tree
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We're damned for all eternity
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But for just one day all is well
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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We've got to toast together, and make it quick!
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We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.
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Wake his mother and ring the bell
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It's Christmas time...
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(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)
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Christmas time...
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(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)
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It's Christmas time in hell!
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Merry Christmas Rooming House!
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