I was abducted by an alien while I was walking home one day
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We took a ride around the sun and then we cruised the milky way
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He looked like Elvis Presley must have looked before he died
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But he was quite a pleasant fellow so I thanked him for the ride
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He told me of a time when battles they would not be fought
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Instead of waging wars governments would just be bought
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And sold to the highest bidder I said you're such a kidder
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Go figure
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Calling captain lubritron
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Calling snizz
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I was talking to an old man
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Hoping that I¡¯d understand
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The only thing I learned that day
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Was that he didn't give damn
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I'm holding on for heaven's sake looking for some kinda break
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I'll pass on all the bullshit I¡¯ve had all I can take
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I'm trying to do the right thing I¡¯m hanging by a kite string
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Walking on a tight rope seeing what the future brings
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Calling captain lubritron
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Calling snizz
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Captain Lubritron
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| Ugly Americans |
