I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome
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Waiting in line to pee pee
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the urinal line seemed to take forever
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then it finally came down to me
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I unzipped my toughskins
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and pulled out my little wee wee
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Some drunk guy said "Hurry Up KID!"
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but I couldn't spring a leak
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I can't pee in front of you
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but you can pee in front of me
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I can't help it I've got stage fright
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I've got Urinary Anxiety
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And so it has been for 15 years
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and I can't seem to shake my pee pee fears
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I've gotta have a lock on the bathroom door
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before I can make the water fall on the floor
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can't wait for the moment in the shower
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hot water on my chest full power
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laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain
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I can't pee in front of you
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but you can pee in front of me
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I can't help it I've got stage fright
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I've got Urinary Anxiety
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I'm getting better at breaking boundaries
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I'm learning to let myself be free
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but whether I want this war or not
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we'll just have to wait and see
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When I can whip it out anywhere
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whether or not anybody's there
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when I can just relax and pee
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then I can declare victory
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I'm on a mission
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I don't need no permission
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I can pee in front of you
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and you can pee in front of me
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I ain't got no more stage fright
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no Urinary Anxiety
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Urine Nation
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| 30 Foot Fall |
