It's Opposite Day and that's why I'm smilin'
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about all the phone numbers I keep dialin'
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to tell everyone I hate that I love you.
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You'll shrug and you'll smile when you hear the good news
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about how I'd love to walk in your shoes.
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Look me right in the eye and tell me that you love me too.
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There are letters to write and places to visit,
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for 24 hours I'll eat my own shit,
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pretend like I'm Jesus so we can all be friends...
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Because it's Opposite Day, oh yeah
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and tomorrow I might hate you,
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and probably the next day too.
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It's Opposite Day, and I love you.
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It's Opposite Day and Metallica's new stuff
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is so much better than Master of Puppets,
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and I don't need a shower cause I don't stink.
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It's Opposite Day and I'm eating a big steak
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and washing it down with a frosty milkshake.
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I truly believe that all cows have to die, cows, die.
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It's Opposite Day that's why, oh, why.
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And tomorrow I'll eat tofu,
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and probably the next day too.
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It's Opposite Day so fuck tofu.
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You know, I'm really glad I quit school for this, because you guys are
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all so intelligent. Of course, I never masturbate in the back of the van
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on tour. You know, I'm a way better bass player than Les Claypool.
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You know it's really great playing in a band with you guys, seriously.
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It's Opposite Day!
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It's dark outside!
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It's Opposite Day!
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I really like you guys!
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It's Opposite Day!
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'cause you're so smart!
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It's Opposite Day!
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You're a work of art!
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It's Opposite Day!
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Your breath smells great!
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It's Opposite Day!
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I never masturbate!
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It's Opposite Day!
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I wanna be like you!
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It's Opposite Day!
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and I love you!
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Opposite Day
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