He's very very very dedicated to his art.
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He had the dentist pull his teeth
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So he could get the part.
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Now everything he does,
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He does as practice for the play.
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He kicks his feet and throws a fit
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When things don't go his way.
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Instead of sleeping in a bed,
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He's sleeping in a crib.
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And at the dinner table now,
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He dribbles on his bib.
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He puts his fingers in his food,
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Then drops it on the floor.
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Then he spills his cup of milk,
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And screams for more.
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His mother says his acting style
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Is getting on her nerves.
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He'll either give up,
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Or get the spanking he deserves.
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Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled To Play Newborn Baby In High School Play
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| Yo La Tengo |
