Whenever students misbehave
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Or break the rules in school
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They have to watch the principal
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Acting like a fool
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He thinks he's very funny
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He thinks he's really clever
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He makes us sit and watch
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For what seems like forever
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We sit on hardwood bleachers
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In the auditorium
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While he acts like Jerry Lewis
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But his jokes are twice as dumb
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The punishment should fit the crime
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That ought to be the rule
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This punishment's a little too
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Unusual and cruel
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Principal Punishes Students With Bad Impressions And Tired Jokes
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| Yo La Tengo |
