He used to love to watch me
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So I taught him how to bowl
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He has fantastic upper body strength
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And excellent control
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He used to practice daily
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And developed perfect aim
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Which made out for him good
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The day he bowled a perfect game
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I didn't actually watch that day
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But trusting him is not hard
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He's an honest little monkey
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And he showed me his scorecard
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Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game
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| Yo La Tengo |
