I don't care
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If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
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You can go
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And run your vacuum during my favorite show
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And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
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Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy
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But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
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Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
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You can spend my money, you can waste my time
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Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
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Don't wear those shoes
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It's alright
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You can play your Twisted Sister every night
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I suppose
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You can lick the middle out of my oreos
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Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
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And you know I'd do anything to please you
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But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
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Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes.
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You can spit in my face in you're so inclined
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Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
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Oh, no...oh,no...oh, no, don't wear those shoes
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I said oh, no...oh, no...oh, no, please don't wear those...
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Use my razor to shave your legs
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And eat crackers in bed
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Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
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You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
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I can learn to live with that
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But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
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Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes
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You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
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Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those...
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I said oh, no...oh, no...oh, no, don't wear those shoes
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I said oh, no...oh, no...oh, no, don't wear those shoes
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You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
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But baby, please don't wear those shoes
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You can make me an offer I can't refuse
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But darling, please don't wear those shoes
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You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze
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But honey, please don't wear those shoes
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You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news
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But please, please don't wear those shoes
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Don't Wear Those Shoes
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
