Yo ULONDA!
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Check that home girl's butt out!
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Um hm girl!
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It's so flat!
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You tell it like it is IEESHA!
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She looks like one of them.....lawyer's girlfriends,
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Her butt, is just so SMALL!
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We're talking slim pickin's girl!
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What up Ieesha?
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Where is it?
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I don't even....see it!
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LOOK!
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Girl! She's just so....WHITE!
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I like small butts,
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that I can not lie,
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You honkies can't deny!
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And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist,
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And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
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'Cause I'd like a toothpick,
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I'd beat that booty with a stick!
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Even the jeans she's wearing,
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Her pants, they're almost tearing.
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No, baby, I want a flat booty,
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That's tooty fruity!
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Those honkies tried to warn me,
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that butt you got is...
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[White guy]
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OOH! SO CORNY!
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Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
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You say you wanna get in my olds?
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Well, pack me, pack me
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'Cause you ain't that average chickety!
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To Hell with romancin'!
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I'll take her wallet dancin'!
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RICH! BITCH!
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I'll dick with her money, ditch!
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So tired of Ebony!
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Black butts are not my theme!
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If you ask me what my flavor is,
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I'll tell you it's Vanilla Ice Cream!
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So Honkies!
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[Honkies]
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Yeah?
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Honkies!
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[Honkies]
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Yeah?
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Does your girlfriend have a big butt?
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So shrink it, shrink it,
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So I can get right down and dink it!
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Baby got Jack!
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White honkies with a real small booty,
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White honkies with a real small booty,
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Baby got Jack!
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White honkies with a real small booty,
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White honkies with a real small booty,
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I like 'em flat,
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And small!
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And when I'm in the mall,
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I just can't help myself,
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I'm doing to dog-pound call!
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BARK! BARK! BARK!
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Don't like her sister,
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Who farts while playing Twister!
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I wish those bins would miss her!
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But Uncle Ben would fister!
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I like my bootys real slender,
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And tender!
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And if I see a big booty,
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I'll put it in the blender!
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Don't want a real fender!
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I get into my Honda!
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What the hell is an anaconda?
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All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
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Better then Ulondas!
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Baby got Jack!
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White honkies with a real small booty,
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White honkies with a real small booty,
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Baby got Jack!
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White honkies with a real small booty,
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White honkies with a real small booty,
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Yeah Baby,
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When it comes to females,
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Cosmo knows everything,
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What they're talking about!
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362436!
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HA!
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If she's 7 8...
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Flat on the bottom,
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and I like it like that!
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Flat on the bottom,
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and I like it like that!
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I Like Small Butts
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
