I moved out to Langely recently
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With a plain and simple dream;
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Wanna infiltrate some third-world place
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And topple their regime.
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Those men in black with their matching suitcases;
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Where everything's on a need-to-know basis;
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Agents got that swagger;
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Everyone so cloak and dagger.
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I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing
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For another undercover mission
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That's when the red alert came on the radio
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And I put my earpiece on!
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Got my dark sunglasses on!
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And I had my weapon drawn!
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So I get my handcuffs,
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My cyanide pills,
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My classified dossier!
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Tappin' the phones like yeah, shreddin' the files like yeah,
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Memorized all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today.
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Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA!
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Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA!
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I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me dismissed,
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Like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list.
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Burn that microfilm buddy, will you,
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I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you!
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You need a quickie confession?
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Well, start a waterboarding session!
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No hurry on this south American dictator
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I'll assassinate him later
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That's when he walked right in my laser sights,
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And my silencer was on,
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And my silencer was on,
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And another target's gone!
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Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world, from Kazakhstan to Bombay;
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Payin' the bribes like yeah, pluggin' the leaks like yeah;
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Interrogating the scum of the earth, we'll break them by the break of day!
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Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA!
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Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA!
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Need a country to stabilize?
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Look no further, we're your guys!
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We've got snazzy suits and ties,
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And a better dental plan than the FBI!
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Better put your hands up and get in the van,
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Or else you'll get blown away!
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Stagin' a coup like yeah,
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Brainwashin' moles like yeah,
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We only torture the folks we don't like,
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You're probably going to be OK!
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Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA!
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Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the CIA!
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Party In The CIA
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
