My good buddy asked me, "Buddy why don't you drink?"
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And I said, "It's probably better I don't"
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He said, "There's a lotta girls in this here bar that we could chase"
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I said, "Trust me, it's probably better I don't"
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Cause I used to be an all nighter
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I'm a hell of a back slider
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I've been around the block more than a time or two
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And I can promise you
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I've drank my weight in booze
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And I've been known to get on stage in nothing but my boots
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So it's better I don't, cause believe me I will
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I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
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Dare me don't do, don't think I won't,
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Take it all off, turn it all on
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Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned.
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It's better I don't
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Well I was wearing the cuffs, when the warden said,
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"Just tell me the truth"
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And I said, "Sir, it's probably better I don't"
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And I was up on the stand, and the judge said,
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"Just tell me what happened man"
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And I said, "Buddy it's probably better I don't, but since you asked"
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I was mindin' my own business at a hundred and five
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I was a county road cruisin', out running the blue lights
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I was on the home stretch,
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I was roundin' that last curve,
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Well I ran out of gas and that's when I learn
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It's better I don't, cause believe me I will
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I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
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Dare me don't do, don't think I won't,
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Take it all off, turn it all on
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Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned.
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It's better I don't
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Now there's things I don't remember,
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There's things that I do
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But I don't know the half of what I got into
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And it's better I don't, cause believe me I will
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I get looser than a line on your fishing reel
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Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
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Take it all off, turn it all on
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Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned.
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Drunk dial somebody on the phone
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Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home
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It's better I don't,
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Yeah, it's better I don't
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Yeah, it's better I don't
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Better I Don't
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| Chris Janson |