Good evening ladies this is MC Chris
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You know I know how to love loving is what I do best
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For those of you that are depressed dry your eye
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MC Chris will arrive
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MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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MC Chris number 1 with the ladies
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Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
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This ones for the ladies The crazy hunny-babies
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The biddies with the shitties that drive
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Jimmy dizzy at the mini-mall
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Arby's sauce on my lapel I'm chilling at the perfume counter so I can smell
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The intoxicating breezes bring on wheezes and sneezes
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Have me over for dinner and let me eat your feces
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I go to pieces cause I fall in love five times a day
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my name is mc chris before you buy like doing KLJ
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mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
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You can't help it if you find him attractive
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Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
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mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
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You can't help it if you find him attractive
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Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
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mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
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You can't help it if you find him attractive
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Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
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Well one? fuck that I'm number infin'
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As in a¢ę©«In like Flynna¢ę? so let me begin
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Obviously I'm mc word I deserve it
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As for the many cuties that let me berserk it
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I work the circuit from XLR to RCA
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I get up on the mic about every damn day
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All the way from Sante Fe over to the Ukraine
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I get more insane than my boy Billy Zane
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On the Titanic leaving all the ladies in a Leonardo panic
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Not a manic but I turn it like it's static
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I lock them upstairs just like flowers in the attic
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Like she was Kimmy Gibbler and I was Bob Saget
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mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
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You can't help it if you find him attractive
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Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
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mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
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You can't help it if you find him attractive
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Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
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Amazing the act of body painting
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I get up on the mic til I leave all the ladies fainting
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In my life it's always raining but yo it's not cats and pups
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It's me wearing hoes with big ass butts
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We've been known to rock we've been known to party
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We've been known to strip and shake our bodies
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You like our show, you like our sound?
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Motherfucker put your money down
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mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
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You can't help it if you find him attractive
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Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
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mc chris number 2000 with the ladies so the crowd keeps shouting
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You can't help it if you find him attractive
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Cause mc chris is the mother fucking mac shit
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The mac shit the mac shit
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Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
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The mac shit the mac shit
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Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
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mac shit mac shit
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Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
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mac shit mac shit
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Who is the motherfuckin mac shit?
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Ooooooooh yeah, oh jesus, oh jesus
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MC Chris Number 2000
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