I always dreamt of BMX. Ha!
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Got no more time for dreaming.
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My Ex-Wife resisted bringing our.
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9 year old son Timmy.
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-No dad, I don't...
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-Come on.
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-I don't wanna go.
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-You're going.
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-I really don't.
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-Shut up son.
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-Gah
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We don't need a car
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-Dad, that's a cliff.
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I'll just hold
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-Um
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the spacebar
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-Dad you're going to fast.
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-Argh!
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-No, dad!
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Respawn at the start,
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Didn't get very far.
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-We never do, dad.
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-Shut up son!
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I ride a bike with my son,
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We always have so much fun.
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-No we don't.
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Unless there's mines on the ground,
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-Dad, landmine!
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Then things are gonna get bloody.
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-Oh no!
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I ride a bike with my son,
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-Dad!
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Sometimes we do bottle runs
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-Nooo!
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Sometimes we dodge harpoon guns
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-Aow!
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Sometimes I get to launch Timmy
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-What? Nooo!
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Sometimes I get to launch Timmy
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-Noo!
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For Tim's perspective, just press C.
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-Noooo!
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I think it's time to get bloody.
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I think it's time to get bloody.
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Oh No!
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-Dad, stop.
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-I can't, son.
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-Give up, dad.
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-I don't know how.
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-It's just not fun anymore Dad.
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-Ah, so you admit it was fun once?
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-Gah!
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It's hard to keep on living.
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-Arghhh, God!
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This course is unforgiving.
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-Gargh
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-Oh no, Dad!
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-Gargh
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I doubt that will be healing.
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-Dad, you should go to the hospital.
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-I don't have insurance.
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Son, keep the handles steady.
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-Dad, what are you doing?
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-Winning son, Charlie Sheen.
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-Oh God.
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We've come too far
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to give up on this course.
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-I disagree... Argh!
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-Aowww!
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I don't need my arms,
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that's what my son is for.
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-No dad, slow down!
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-Wooooo!
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We're riding towards a big jump.
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We fly in front of the sun,
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's about time we finally won.
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Think we have earned a victory.
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-Yesss!
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-Yay
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-We did it!
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-Yay
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-Oh yeah!
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-Oh good.
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-Wanna go again?
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-No!
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-You know what I'm gonna do?
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-I'm gonna put on my victory helmet.
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-Oh, you look like a robot!
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Robotic dance of victory
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Robotic dance of vic-
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Robotic dance of victory
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Robotic dance of vic-
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Robotic dance of victory
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Robotic dance of victory
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Robotic dance of victory
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Robotic dance of victory
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-I'm irresponsible mom.
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-Thought I should be in this song.
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-He rides a bike with our son.
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-Don't wanna fight for custody.
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-I'm kinda glad when he's gone.
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-I got two kids of my own.
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-And killing us would be wrong
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-Unless it happens out of frame.
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-Whoa!
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-Good one son!
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-Aargh!
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Get Bloody
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| Toby Turner |
