I'm almost outta school,
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Life couldn't be sweeter.
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I just got chills,
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MOM TURN ON THE HEATER!
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MOM, could you turn on the heater?
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After a High School degree,
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Is my education through?
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Hell no, I got debt to accrue!
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Besides, think about it
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I'm graduating in May
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Do I wanna work or do I wanna delay?
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DELAY!!!
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I want to DELAY!!
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My guidance counselor asked:
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Have you thought of a career?
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No, I'll be in school for the next 10 years.
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DON'T RUSH ME!
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High school thoughts about college
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I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge
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High school thoughts about college
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Once I have a degree, employers have to acknowledge.
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Right?
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That's what I hear!
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My Counselor asks, "What school are you leaning to."
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Haven't thought about it, but I've been meaning to.
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If it's next to the beach and the classes are cheap
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And I'm able to pass while I'm half asleep
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Then I'm in.
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Any suggestions?
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Community College? That's no fun.
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Unless the girl to guy ratio is 3:1
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Then submit my transcripts!
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Then submit my transcripts!
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Florida state, all my friends go there.
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Do they offer my major?
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Yeah, like I care.
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The major doesn't matter, a degree is a degree.
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The only one I wanna see is E to the Z baby!
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Get it? EZ?
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I can do math and have homework everyday of the week,
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Or do English, a language I already speak.
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So, uh, English! its a no-brainer
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I want no homework, labs, or anything of the kind,
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I want an open-book test, I can take online.
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If the majors hard, I'll change it
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That's called independence.
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And if I sleep in, could you sign the attendance?
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High school thoughts about college
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I'm just avoiding a job, I don't need to know knowledge!
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High school thoughts about college
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Once I have a degree, I'll know more words that rhyme with college.
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'Cause... I got two: Knowledge and acknowledge.
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And that's kinda the same word.
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So.. English. Definitely English.
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High School Thoughts About College
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| Toby Turner |
