Never make a pretty woman your wife
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Never make a pretty woman your wife, why?
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You can't trust that funny look in her eye
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
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How can a angel break my heart?
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Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part
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But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me
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Yo yo yo yo! ok, let's go
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After a lekker (hot) zef show there by tings n times
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This hot chick steps to me and says, "I dig your rhymes!"
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I said, "thanks", you know and played it shmoove
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She said, "ninja, can't you sign your name on my boob?"
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I said, "no problem, what's your name?" "sophie"
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OK, okey dokey!
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waarsie fokken koki? (where's the fuckin marker pen)
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I wrote 'ninja was here', it looked fuckin ill
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Plus I wrote my number and I drew a duk fokken piel (a nice big penis)
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I said, "don't be afraid!", sophie said, "I'm not afraid"
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Then sophie came down to cape town for the holiday
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I took her to the waterfront, fokken lekker laaney (very fuckin fancy)
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I got a chip roll, she ordered calamari
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Yo we had a nice time plus alot of white wine
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Soon it was night time, 300 buck bill
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Fine, paid the bill, signed, ass on my mind
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Sophie said I was a lucky catch of a guy
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300 bucks is not too much to splash for a naai (a fuck)
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Took her back my place, mummies watching soapies
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Lamming in her stokies (chillin in her slippers), mummy this is sophie
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"oh, hi sophie!" boom! boom! boom!
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Let's go back to my room, yo this shit's fuckin on
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Then sophie said, "I didn't know you live with your mom!"
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"this is not what I expected! sorry this is hectic!"
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Just gooi me wif (hook me up with) a blow-job! "no!" wat?
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Oh I understand! let's go maybe naai (fuck) in the back seat
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"what the fuck do you think I am?" I think you fuckin sexy!
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"just take me to my hotel!" bitch, call a taxi!
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Nou sit ek soos n jagse doos sonder n ereksie!
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(now here I sit like a horny idiot with an erection)
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How can a angel break my heart?
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Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part
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But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me!
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Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing!
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A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol
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They promise you heaven, give you hell!
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My little baby is driving me crazy!
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
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Why?
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You can't trust that funny look in her eye
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
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If you feeling horny put your hands up
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Ninja 'bout to kick a little story 'bout miranda
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I was out dopping by the purple turtle hanging wif some homies
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Skopped one too many dops (kicked back one too many drinks),
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damn I need to go pee!
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I'm on my to take a piss and I see this $copie (girl you have your eye on)
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She looked just like a coloured angelina jolie
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The cherry looked very happy to see me, "mister!"
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"aren't you the rapper from the tv?" is ja
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I couldn't help staring at those nice tits
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Chilling just below them big fat blow job lips
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Plus a g-string all up in that salty crack
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I said, "shit! I need to piss but I'll be back!"
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That night was a fuckin jol (party), think it was a Thursday
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DJ bumped some 50, go shorty it's your birthday
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Miranda asked me in when I dropped her back at her place
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On the veranda ninja fucked miranda on the first date
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And everything was hunky fuckin dory
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Then comes the twist to this funky little story
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At my next live show
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Guess who's in the front row staring at me like a psycho
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Miranda's big green hawk eyes
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Glued to the ninja like a red beam all night
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After the show ninja gets rushed by a bunch of poppies (groupies)
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I tell miranda, here's some money go buy yourself a doppie (drink)
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So I'm there signing autographs, smoking a doobie
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"can I get your autograph?" sure show me your boobies
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All of a sudden miranda busts in, making a spectacle!
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Grabs me by the nuts and starts breaking my testicles
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Jassis! I nearly smacked her cos (jesus! I nearly hit her cause)
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Those heavy fuckin claws digging
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Into my balls was very fuckin sore!
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Eweskielik n hele klomp fokken koppe draai
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(all of a sudden a whole bunch of fuckin heads turn)
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Miranda says, "tsy! vat jy my vir n fokken naai?"
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(hey! are you taking me for a fucking fool?)
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How can a angel break my heart?
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Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part
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But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me!
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Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing!
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A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol
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They promise you heaven, give you hell!
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My little baby is driving me crazy!
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
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Why?
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You can't trust that funny look in her eye
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
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Jesus christ!
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Why do chicks always have to be so fuckin complicated?
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Like this one chick, lazaan, was fuckin into me!
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Plus she was a virgin!
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So this one time me and lazaan was smoking a zol
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There by dj hi-tek's crib
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When she says to me, "can't we be alone?"
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So I took her to hi-tek's room
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About to close the door, and drop the bomb
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I said, "I got the bong", she said, "I got the herb!"
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I told dj hi-tek, "do not disturb!"
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Then bada-bada-bing! bada-bada-bomb!
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I put the flame on the motherfuckin bong!
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Like (bubble bubble!) now the heat is on!
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Lazaan told me she wanted me to be the one
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I started slow and sexy, yo I'ma getting some
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Punani-nani! punani-num-num!
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Like bada-bada-bam! bada-bada-boom!
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When hi-tek walks in the motherfuckin room!
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Like, fuckin blind (stupid)
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There I was giving it to her from behind
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I said, "what's the matter bro?"
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"dj hi-tek you wanna have a go?"
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Lazaan starts having this moerse (massive) fuckin freak out!
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There I am standing like a doos (idiot) with my dick out!
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She's kicking me! slapping! teeth flaring! swearing!
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I thought barny said: 'sharing is caring!'
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How can a angel break my heart?
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Life's hard! I'm just trying to play my part
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But she keeps pushing me, pushing me, pushing me, pushing me!
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Pushing and pushing and pushing! pushing and fuckin pushing!
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A woman is more dangerous than a loaded pistol
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They promise you heaven, give you hell!
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My little baby is driving me crazy!
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She makes me a killer
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She Makes Me A Killer
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| Die Antwoord |
