Rudolph the red nose reindeer
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Had a very shiny nose
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And if you ever saw it
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You would it even say it glows
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All of the other reindeer, now
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Used to laugh and call him names
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They never let poor Rudolph
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Join in any reindeer games
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Then one foggy Christmas Eve
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Santa came to say
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Rudolph with your nose so bright
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Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
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And he said,
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HELL NO
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HELL NO
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SMOKEY NO
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I got picked on all day long
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You didn't do a thing
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You sat there on your big fat ass
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Didn't stop the harassing
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Now you need something from me, oh
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How the table's turned
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I hope you guys crash into a house
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And everybody burns, yeah
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Oh, everybody burns
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Rudolph (How It Really Went Down)
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