A few drinks at the house gotta get that buzz going
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Cause I can't afford the club drinks that they're pouring
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Valets 20 bucks so I'll find me a meter
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It's 5 blocks away but the parking is cheaper
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I walk straight up to the bouncer
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got the flyer in my hand
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said I didn't bring the ladies
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but I brought my favorite friends
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He doesn't say a word
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He just points us to the back
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like he thinks we'll wait in line
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No no we ain't having that
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Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
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I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
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I whistle while I work it
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I whistle while I work it
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I whistle while I...
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4 out of 5 make it in hours later
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sobered up over-heated and can't find a waiter
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We dance up on some girls but they're blockin us out
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I could win them with words but the music's so loud (Hey what's your name? / Come on Tell him!)
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Afraid to use the toilet I'll get vomit on my pants
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and I never tip the bathroom guy that helps me dry my hands
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Hey that guys got a table we can drink up for a while
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till they notice we've been moochin and get kick kicked out in style
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Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
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I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
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I whistle while I work it
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I whistle while I work it
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I whistle while I...
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Fellas say ho and ladies say owwww
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You stepped on my foot! Ice'll bring it right down
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Datin foreign girls, last name no vowels
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Rock the tight T, Black Simon Cowel
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wanna throw my hands up jump jump
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But it's too cramped to Krump. I might bruise my junk
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See I know where to go no shenanigans
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Just new fake noses and Kardashians
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Hey girl let me in this VIP
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"'scuse me who are you supposed to be?"
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I'm Wayne Brady from your TV screen
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Do I have to choke a bitch? Now do you believe?
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Oh! I loved Whose Line and I watch your gameshow!
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Then you'll hook a brother up?
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Um lemme see...no!
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Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
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I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
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Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
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I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows
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I whistle while I work it
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I whistle while I work it
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I whistle while I work it
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I whistle while I work it
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Whistle While I Work It
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| Chester See |
