Here we have a man
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Who's chosen to Instagram
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His apple pie, a la mode.
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While he fumbles through the filters
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His ice cream has gotten "a la hot"
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And the pie "a la cold."
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As you can see
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This street performer's drawn a crowd
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To watch him do his thing.
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But instead of just enjoying the show
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it seems that everyone's decided
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To make a documentary.
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Notice this unreasonably attractive couple
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Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together.
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Social networking instead of working
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On getting to know each other better
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How does that filtered picture taste
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Since your dessert has gone to waste?
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When do you think you ever will
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Wanna watch this portrait juggling film?
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You know you want to touch each other
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Does that feel good?
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He's my brother.
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Get off the phone now!
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It's gonna be okay
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There's no need to be afraid.
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It doesn't love you
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Its gonna die one day.
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The government is probably
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Spying on you with it anyway.
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Here we have a stereotypical teen
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Forced to endure "Family Game Night."
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He's stereotypically texting
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And missing his mom
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Demonstrate a carousel ride.
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Little Ethan here
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Is celebrating being the center of the universe
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For one year.
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But "The World's Greatest Dad"
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Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it
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Than actually being here.
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Let's listen in and see if we can get some context.
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"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."
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He has the nerve to make a phone call
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At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life.
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How could you be so disengaged?
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While precious memories are being made?
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Do you really think your friends need
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Another baby picture in their feed?
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Don't be such a self- centered guy.
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Now isn't that better?
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"I think he just died."
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Get off the phone now!
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It's gonna be okay.
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There's no need to be afraid.
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(Get off the phone now!) It doesn't love you
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It's gonna die one day.
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It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway.
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(Get off the phone now!) It's gonna be okay.
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Get Off The Phone
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| Rhett & Link |
