Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
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And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
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But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
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So he packed up his accordion and had to move
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To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
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And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
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And he played on the company bowling team
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And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
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Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream
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But that's really not important to the story
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Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
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With a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm)
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But he didn't keep in touch
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And he lost her number
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Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
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And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
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Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
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And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
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For what it's worth
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Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
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When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
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He was caught in a beart trap and Al set him free
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And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
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And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
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So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
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Now he's got his very own Weird Al show
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[much unintelligeable talking and yelling]
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The Weird Al Show Theme
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
