It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
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The only light we ever see is from our moniter
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We argue about comic books and Internet connections
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The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention
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Our town's not big enough to sign up any stars
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But we once met a red shirt who was phasered by a Borg
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(Man, he knew Mr. Sulu!) (What?)
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It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
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We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk
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We have our own heroes who we try to emulate
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I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates
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We hate watching sports 'cause we're reading Carl Sagan
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But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons
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(I'm a Hobbitt! Ha ha ha ha!)
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It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
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We think Tolkein was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd
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We rarely get a date or get talked to by a girl
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Unless they're having trouble with their algebra homework
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We're emotionally bereft and we're sexually frustrated
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But we can download photographs of Agent Scully naked
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It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
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We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our room
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We are the nerds in your neighbourhood
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Polyester's a fashion statement
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But there's more room on the beach for you
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'Cause we're locked in our basement
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It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd
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We like to wear colours that do not appear in nature
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It's great to be a
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Poorly-dressed fashionless
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Star trekking roleplaying
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Ninety pound when wet down
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Pasty skinned pop drinking
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Underfed genius
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Yes, it's great to be a nerd
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Great To Be A Nerd
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| The Arrogant Worms |
