This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny
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No one's making joyful sounds
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Cranberry sauce ain't staying down
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The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall
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Everybody's meeting Vincent
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The Christmas Virus
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Vincent the Christmas Virus
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He's the one that'll keep you up all night
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He's the festive parasite
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Vincent the Christmas Virus
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He's the gift that keeps on giving all night long
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Vincent the Christmas Virus ain't killed by penicillin
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Doesn't notice Aspirin
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Don't matter if you're fit and trim
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But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol
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So get real drunk on Christmas Day
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Let's all toast to Vincent (Yay!)
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*Fiddle solo*
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*Guitar solo*
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Vincent the Christmas Virus
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*More fiddle solo*
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Vincent the Christmas Virus
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*More guitar solo*
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Vincent the Christmas Virus
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*More fiddle solo*
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Vincent the Christmas Virus
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*Fiddle and guitar solos*
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Vincent The Christmas Virus
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| The Arrogant Worms |
