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WINNEBAGO!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh, man!
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It's so great to be out in the road!
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It sure is, man!
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Hey, look at all them little cars going beside us.. Look how small they are!
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They're so tiny! Oh yeah!
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We have some great perspective from up here in our
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WINNEBAGO!
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Yeah, man, we got everything in here, man!
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That's right.
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I'm gonna make some coffee, man!
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You making coffee?
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You want some coffee?
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I'm gonna make some photocopies!
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Oh, can you make some for me?
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Yeah, that'd be great!
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And can you bind them for me, too?
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Oh, you bet, we can do anything in our
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WINNEBAGO!
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You know what?
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What?
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I kinda got a hankering for a hot-tub.
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A hot-tub! A hot-tub!
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You know, I think I might go on back to the hot-tub and give my old bones a soak, you know what I'm saying?
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Okay, well, man, don't you want to play some tennis first, man?
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Tennis? Where are we going to play tennis?
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On the top of our
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WINNEBAGO!
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Yeah!
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Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
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I just put that in by the helicopter pad!
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That's.. Wow, the helicopter pad?
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Oh yeah, man, just so we can get you and fly around, and that way we can be even higher and look down on our
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WINNEBAGO!
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You know what the funny thing about having a tennis court on top of our Winnebago
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What's that, man?
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Is you gotta be a pretty good tennis player, man!
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Oh yeah, sure!
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You don't wanna miss cause you'll lose your balls, you know what I mean?
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Oh yeah! We got lots of balls!
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That's true.
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Lots of balls.
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We could just fill this whole thing with balls, couldn't we?
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Ahhhh yeah!
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Oh yeah!
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WINNEBAGO!
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Hey, hey man, did you feel something man?
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What do you mean, "feel something"?
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I think.. I think we just ran over some sort of mini or something, man!
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Oh no! Ha ha ha!
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Oh look! There's a Honda Civic on our grill!
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Man, those guys are small!
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Oh yeah, really!
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They're just no match for our
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WINNEBAGO!
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Yeah, that's right.
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Hey, if you're still alive, come on up, buddy! Come on!
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Come on, we need more people to fill up our Winnebago cause it's so huge, you know!
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Oh yeah, man, you could put like, half of Taiwan in this place, man!
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Yeah.
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We should drive there, man!
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Drive to Taiwan?
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Well, sure, man!
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WINNEBAGO!
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This baby could do anything, you know..
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Really?
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Yeah, we'll just blow the tires up real big!
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You know what? You know what I wanna do before we go to Taiwan?
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What's that, man?
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I wanna stop off at North Carolina and get some cheap smokes.
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Yeah? Oh, that's a good idea, yeah..
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We could go to Bob's Butt World, you know?
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Oh yeah, he's got good butts, Bob.
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He's got serious butts.
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Yeah.
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We could just fill our
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WINNEBAGO!
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Yeah, I'm just gonna go back to the smoking section now.
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Talking about smoking, man, do you smell that?
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Smell what?
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Oh man! I left the turkey in the oven!
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Oh no!
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Oh no!
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How are we gonna feed all these people?
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I don't know, man!
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We're gonna have to kick them out of our
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WINNEBAGO!
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See you later, suckers!
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Yeah, we'll see you later, man!
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This is our Winnebago!
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Yeah, this is ours, you can't have our Winnebago!
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Oh yeah, we're livin' la vida loca now!
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Oh yeah!
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
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Oh yeah!
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Yeah yeah yeah!
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Yeah!
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That's right
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Uh-huh..
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WINNEBAGO!
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Oh, that feels good!
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That sure does, man!
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Oh yeah, you know what?
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What?
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I'm tired.
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Are you tired?
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I think I'll go for a nap now.
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Oh, in the.. in the waterbed?
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No no, I was thinking of the four-poster.
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Oh really? Well, I'm just gonna go to the wave pool.
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Oh really?
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Yeah.
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Aren't you gonna drive? Someone has to drive.
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What's that?
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You have to drive!
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Oh yeah.. I'll take the golf cart down there.
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Eh, okay..no, I meant you have to drive our
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Oh! You mean drive the Winnebago!
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WINNEBAGO!
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Yeah! Oh no, we're slowing down..
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Yeah, I think
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I think we're running out of gas!
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I think our band is, you know, getting a little tired.
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Yeah.
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They were counting on that turkey, man!
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It's tough to have a house band in your Winnebago, you know.
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WINNEBAGO!
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See, they wanted to play on that one!
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I know!
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But you screwed them up!
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They're always coming in too fast, you know, man..
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Or too late!
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WINNEBAGO!
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There they go again!
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What was that one?
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I'm getting so sick and tired of saying
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WINNEBAGO!
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It's a good word though, man, it rolls right off the tongue..
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Man! Oh, oh..
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You know, I heard that the Winnebagos are an Indian tribe, man.
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Really?
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Yeah!
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An Indian tribe?
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Yeah, they didn't ride no horses though, man..
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Did they have ladders up the side of them?
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Oh yeah! No no, they just drove around in
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WINNEBAGOS!
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You should have seen the cowboys when they came in and tried to take those Indians over, man!
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Oh yeah! They took the bog W off for the Big W Ranch.
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Yeah!
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That's what I like to call my Winnebago sometimes is the Big W Ranch.
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I don't know what you're talking about!
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No, but I sure love my
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WINNEBAGO!
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Oh yeah!
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Weren't you gonna go to bed sometime, man? I thought you were tired?
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You know, I got my second wind.
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Oh, you did?
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That's cause this is my second Winnebago.
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Oh, this is your second?
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Yeah, sometimes I get tired
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Uh-huh?
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But then I just think of my
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WINNEBAGO!
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Oh yeah.. Yeah?
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Sometimes.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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What?
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I'm kinda tired again.
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You really tired?
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Yeah, I may go back to the West Wing.
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Oh yeah man, it's nice out there!
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You know what else starts with W?
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What?
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That word that we know?
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What's that?
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Ah, how do you say..
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WINNEBAGO!
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Oh, Winnebago! I thought you were going to say washing machine!
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No, no.. well..
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Cause I got my clothes in there
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Yeah, you could afford to do a load, you know.
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I think the butler's gonna get them for me though.
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Really?
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yeah.
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That's a good idea. You know, the maid is mad at me.
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Oh yeah? Why's that, man?
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I pinched her ass.
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Oh.
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Yeah, that's right.
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She had it coming.
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That's right. Well, if you're gonna ride around on my
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WINNEBAGO!
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You're gonna get your ass pinched.
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Oh, I'm glad you said Winnebago, I thought you were gonna say ride around on my something else!
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No, nothing rude or nothing like that.
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No, that's good.
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Yeah man.
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Wow.
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Well, here's me tired again.
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Aw, tired again, man?
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Oh damn.
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Well, you know..
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You were saying?
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What's that? Ah..
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No, no, you go ahead. I shouldn't have interrupted you.
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WINNEBAGO!
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Yeah!
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I think I'm gonna go now.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going on the jetski.
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Oh really?
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Yeah.
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We could like, go out on jetskis, or maybe, you know.. I'm gonna ride the whale!
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Oh, the whale!
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Yeah, I'm gonna ride the humpback whale that's on the roof..
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Yeah?
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Near the tennis court, in the pool of our
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WINNEBAGO!
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Yeah, that's right, sometimes you have to hurry quick.
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Yeah, I know.
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Cause the band..
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I'm getting tired, man. I'm getting tired of you, you know.
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You know, we're going to have to pay the band overtime for keeping on playing.
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Alright, no, they're good guys.
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Yeah, they're good guys. They just wanna ride in our
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WINNEBAGO!
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