Ohhhh...
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Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
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He's gonna kick your ass
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He's gonna kick your ass
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Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
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'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat
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Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
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They're gonna chew your welcome mat
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Swallow your kitty cat
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Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
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'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month
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Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
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He's gonna kick your ass
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He's gonna kick your ass
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Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
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'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
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Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
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Wreck your TV
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Burn down your Christmas tree
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Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
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'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do
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Santa's loaded with attitude
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He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
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His workshop's been closed by an auditor
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And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.
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Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
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He's gonna kick your ass
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He's gonna kick your ass
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Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
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'Cause he's had a really crappy year
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Ow, my bum hurts...
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Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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| The Arrogant Worms |
