As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll
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Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold
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Seven figure income from a six string guitar
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Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars
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Then it happened when my record went gold
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Then I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old?
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Can't live forever as the King of Rock
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That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks
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I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs
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I'm a rock and roller with financial security
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SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
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I'm a modern rebel with a cause
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I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws
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My fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone
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While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone.
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On stage I run around like some animal
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But all my money's in a compound annual
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This life is dangerous but I don't care
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'Cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!
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I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs
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I'm a rock and roller with financial security
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SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
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We used to be such a happy band..
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Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan
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But Phil choked on his vomit
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And then Nick choked on his vomit
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And then Stan choked on his vomit
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And then so did Bob.
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WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
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Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me
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'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties
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They would have spent them on women and booze
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But me I got commodities that just won't lose!
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The things in life that I appreciate
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Are any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate
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My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's high
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Rock and roll and real estate will never die!
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I got SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs
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I'm a rock and roller with financial security
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SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
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SEX, DRUGS, and RRSPs
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I'm a rock and roller with financial security
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SEX, DRUGS and RRSPs
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
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I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!
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Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's
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| The Arrogant Worms |
