Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom
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Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol
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Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
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But Malcolm's got his own way, it's better than them all
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'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
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Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
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Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
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And he never has the same problem twice
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Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
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Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
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Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate
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Or his fianc閑 who dumps him because he's gaining weight
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Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
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Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
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Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
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And he never has the same problem twice
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And he goes VRRRRRMMM VRRRRRMMM
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Problem solved!
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Malcolm
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| The Arrogant Worms |
