Me work hard 5 days a week
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Sweeping garbage from the street
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Come home not want book to read
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Not 'nuff pictures for me see
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Sit right down in favourite chair
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Wearing only underwear
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Favourite night is Saturday night
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'Cause me can watch hockey fights
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Me Like Hockey!, Me like Hockey!
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Me not like pro basketball
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'Cause me short and they all tall
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Baseball slow like Forest Gump
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sept when Robbie spits on ump
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Wrestlemania not so great
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Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate
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TV soccer not that hot
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You play bad then you get shot
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Me Like Hockey! Me like Hockey!
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Swedish players must be geeks
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'Cause they still got own real teeth
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Not like Finnish players names
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What's a Teemu anyways?
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Russians worse in history
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Got stupid names like Valery
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Me like Sergei Federov
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Me like him more if head were off
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ha! ha! ha!
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Me Like Hockey! Me Like Hockey!
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Me Like Hockey! We like Hockey!
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Please Mr. Linesman let the players
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fight (x 4)
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Let them Fight! (x 7)
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Friends come over put game on
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Argue then we lay bets down
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Got bag of chips and case of Bud
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Should last till end of first period
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But Yankees they win the World Cup,
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Me think they cheat, use glowing puck.
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Maybe if we want to win-der,
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Maybe we should play in winter!
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Me Like Hockey! (x 4)
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Yeah!!!!!
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Me Like Hockey!
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| The Arrogant Worms |
