Best things in life are not free
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But you don't need to have money
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To get the things that you want to own
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You just have to get a loan
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When you buy, small or large
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Just put it on your credit card
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You can live like a king
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Not paying for a single thing
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Put it on credit and then forget it
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Don't let it bother you no more, no more
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Put it on credit and then forget it
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And go back to the store
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Every night I pray and thank
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God above for creating the banks
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They have been so kind to me
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With their bounless generosity
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If you cannot make your payments
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Well, do like the national governments
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And you can pay off what you owe
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By taking out a bigger loan
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You gotta put it on credit and then forget it
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Don't let it bother you no more, no more
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Put it on credit and then forget it
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And go back to the store
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Now I seem to have men after me
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From the collection agency
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And the bank came by the other day
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Took everything I own away
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Now I think that it is plain to see
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That I must declare bankruptcy
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But things aren't really all that bad
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I can borrow from my dad
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And put it on credit and then forget it
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Don't let it bother you no more, no more
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Put it on credit and then forget it
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And go back to the store
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You gotta put it on credit and then forget it
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Don't let it bother you no more, no more
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Put it on credit and then forget it
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And go back to the store
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The Credit Song
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| The Arrogant Worms |
