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She'll have another piece of pie
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She'll have a double reuben rye
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She works hard at eating well
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That's why I love her
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She's got a couple of pony kegs
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Her arms are bigger than my legs
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And when she holds me I can't breathe
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That's why I love her
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I'm her butter she's my bread
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She's like a mobile waterbed
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And when I got on top of her
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I can't touch the mattress
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And when her flesh begins to sag
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She's like a human sleeping bag
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I feel so cozy, safe and warm
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She's my insulation
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I always know where she sat
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And when she's on me I get flat
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Some broken ribs a punctured lung
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That's why I love her
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She's my Phillie I'm her Stud
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Her bean is bigger than my pud
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It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
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That's why I love her
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HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY
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