It's funny how some fables became historic
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When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
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But people will believe anything if it's written
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Especially in stone or ancient scroll
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December 25th has been blacklisted
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Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
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It was the last thing anyone ever expected
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Xmas has been X'd
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No colored lights, no shopping sprees
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No more presents under dead trees
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St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
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We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
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Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
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Protestants increasingly become agnostic
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Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
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Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
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Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
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Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
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But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
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Cuz Easter's canceled too
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No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
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Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
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They canceled lent and slowed down fast
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Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
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No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
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No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
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St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
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We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
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Xmas Has Been X'ed
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