Mom and dad
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How'd you get so rad?
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When exactly did you get so hip?
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Wearing teenage clothes
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And coming to my shows
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And telling me that I should mellow out
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It's absurd
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They're singing every word
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Things I like you don't understand
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So please put down that rum and Coke
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That's not behaviour for old folk
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Can we just hang on holidays
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Dad and mom
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What planet are you from?
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And what convinced you to pack up and leave
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Doing drugs
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When asking me for hugs
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What's the matter with parents today?
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Not again
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When will it end?
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Dad's dressing like Motley Crue
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And why is moms hair dyed bright blue?
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And stayin' out till 2 or 3
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Then having sex publicly
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I though the apple fell far from the tree
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Mom and dad, I think you ought
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To quit smoking so much pot
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And hanging with my friends
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Layin round on the couch
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with my misfits records out
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softly bangin your head
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Maybe its just a passing phase
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What's the matter with my parents these days?
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What's the Matter with Parents Today
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