Your hubcaps cost more than my car
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And your car cost more than my house
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Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years
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But your balloon cost the same as mine
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As you drive away, I laugh with my friends
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'Cause I just cost you your life
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And when they find your body slumped over the wheel
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I'll be in bed soundly asleep
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Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal
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Your coffin was carved out of a tree
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Your funeral was attended by thousands
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But your overdose was arranged by me
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As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends
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I just took out a man of God
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He is survived by seven kids and precious wife
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He died of unknown causes in his car
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Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
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