|
In the morning I awake
|
I feel my bladder about to break
|
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
|
Just feeling lousy
|
|
My girlfriend tells me that
|
It's time to take a bath
|
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"
|
|
Once every 24 hours
|
I'm supposed to take a shower
|
That's not the way I do it
|
Do it do it
|
|
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
|
I don't want to do it
|
Do it do it
|
|
It doesn't make a difference to me
|
Everyday I do the same old thing
|
So why should I have to be clean?
|
|
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
|
Also known as shower days
|
I hate them
|
|
|
|
-----------------
|
SHOWER DAYS
|
| NoFX |