"Okay...
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This is a song that uhh..
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There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
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not too many Chanukah songs.
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So uhh..
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I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear
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any Chanukah songs.
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Here we go..."
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Put on your yarmulke
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Here comes Chanukah
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So much funukah
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To celebrate Chanukah
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Chanukah is the festival of lights
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Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
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When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
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Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
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David Lee Roth lights the menorah
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So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
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Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
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Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
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Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
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Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
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You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
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'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish
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Put on your yarmulke
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It's time for Chanukah
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The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
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Celebrates Chanukah
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O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
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But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
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We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
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Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
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Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
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Well he's not, but guess who is
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All three Stooges
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So many Jews are in showbiz
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Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
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Tell your friend Veronica
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It's time to celebrate Chanukah
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I hope I get a harmonicah
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Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
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So drink your gin and tonicah
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And smoke your marijuanikah
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If you really, really wannakah
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Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
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Happy Chanukah
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The Chanukah Song
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| Adam Sandler |
