I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
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My beats are fat and the birds are on my back
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And I'm horny (I'm horny)
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If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
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'Cause I hit you with my flow
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The Wild Rhino Stampede
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I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated
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I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
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And subsequently procreated
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That's how it goes
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Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus
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The hip hop hippo
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They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
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My lyrics are bottomless
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Sometimes my rhymes are polite
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Like "Thank you for dinner, Ms. Wright
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That was very delicious, good night"
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Sometimes they're obscene
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Like a pornographic dream
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NC-17 with ladies in a
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Stream of margarine
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah
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Some margarine
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They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
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Flows that glow like phosphorous
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Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
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Rockin' this metropolis
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I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
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Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
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Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
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Mmmph, Steve
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My rhymes and records they don't get played
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Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
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And if you rap like me you don't get paid
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And if you roll like me you don't get laid
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My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
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I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
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Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
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But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this
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Other rappers dis me
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Say my rhymes are sissy
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Why? Why? Why?
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What?
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Why exactly?
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What? Why?
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Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why?
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Why?
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Why, because I rap about reality?
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Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
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There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
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Hey! Ho!
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I'm the motherflippin'
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I'm the motherflippin'
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I'm the motherflippin'
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Who's the motherflippin'?
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I'm the motherflippin'
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I'm the motherflippin'
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I'm the motherflippin'
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Motherflippin'
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Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros
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| Flight Of The Conchords |
