Oooohooooh
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Its a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight
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Oh no, his pants are too tight
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My pants are too tight
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He stands there, an empty stare, trying to make enough money for his cab fare home
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He'll have to walk home tonight
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Don't have enough for the ride
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The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool, he goes to work with only his one tool
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You can put away your tool, Jemaine
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You don't have to be, a prostitute
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No no no no no
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You can say no, to being a man hoe
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A male gigolo
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You don't have to be, a prostitute
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No no no no no
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You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro, hoe
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He can't see his way out
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I can not see my way out
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He can't see his way out
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Male prostitution seems to be my only option
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He can't see his way out
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I can not see my way out
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He can't see his way out
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No, no, no, no, no
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He sends cheap thrills, to pay expensive bills
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But check your resume, you must have some other skills
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Do you have any other skills?
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Like typing?
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They see him, want him to please them, want him to play them, but they don't even pay him
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Oh no, they don't think he's worth it at all
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Don't think I know when, he tries to bring them home, maybe that would be a way if he lived alone
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Oh, you have a roommate Jemaine, don't bring them home
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You don't have to be, a prostitute
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No no no no no
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You can say no, to being a man hoe
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A male gigolo
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You don't have to be, a prostitute
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No no no no no
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You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro, hoe
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You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute
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| Flight Of The Conchords |
