Whoa whoa
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Mermaid (that's right)
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Mermaid (mermaid...)
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Mermaid in mermaid
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Mermaid
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Mermaid murmur into my ear
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The answers to questions I want you to hear
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Like does it relax you to hear the sound of the land? (whoa oh)
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Do you all mermaid have slight webbed hands? (that must be freaky)
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Is it normal for a guy to wear scuba apparatus when he makes love in the sea? (make love to me)
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Make love to him
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Would it be weird for you if I touched your fishy half? cause it would for me
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Whoa whoa
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Waii-yah, waii-ya
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Whoa whoa
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Ooh ah ooh ooh
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Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea? (and am I invited?)
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At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed? (if so, then how do you light it?)
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Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish? (shhh)
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Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock, holding half a fish? (half a shapely halibut)
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(everybody) whoa whoa
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Waii-yah, waii-ya
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Whoa whoa
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Ooh ah ooh ooh
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[Pause]
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Oh fish-like lady
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Lady-like fish
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I don't think so bro, she's a lady lady lady lady lady
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No no she's a fish that's just a little bit lady-ish yeah
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[Speaking:]
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[J:] you wish, fish is your favorite dish.
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[B:] let me let you in on a secret, that night the mermaid and I, we had a little bit of dinner together.
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[J:] oh yeah what did you have?
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[B:] caviar.
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[J:] oh ya see? she's a lady.
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[B:] yeah well she would have been if she hadn't laid them! (yeah)
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[J:] but surely, surely Bret the fact that she has breasts would indicate that she's, um, capable of producing milk for her young.
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Um, I think her mammal, you know, mammary glands making her a woman, really, um and in effect a lady.
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[B:] well, let's just say she definitely had breasts! (ooh, ow, yeah, ooh!)
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[J:] how did you know? did you grope her?
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[B:] (ooh!) no way she???? me! she'd only just left school! (ooh! thank you, yeah!)
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One two three four!
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa
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Waiiiiiiioooo, waiiiiioooo
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Mermaid Part B
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| Flight Of The Conchords |
