Lemme tell ya
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I see ya girls checkin' out my trunks
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I see ya girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
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I see ya girls looking at my junk
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Then checking out my rump, then back to my sugalumps
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When I shake it, I shake it all up
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You'd probly' think my pants had the mumps
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It's just my sugalump bumb-ba-bumps
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They look so good that's why I keep em' in the front
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All. the. ladies. checking. out. my sugalumps
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They drive the ladies crazay.
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All these bitches checking out my britches
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put em' in a trance, when I wear track pants
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My dungarees make them hungary
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They're over the moon when I don pontaloons
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My sugalumps are two of a kind
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Sweet and white and highly refined
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Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
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to steel a feel of my family jewlery
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My candy balls cause a cafuffle
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The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
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If you party with the party prince
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You get two complimentary after dinner mints
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Girls surroundin' me when I'm standin' on the stoop
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Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup
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book tokens, free chicken soup,
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Standin' on the corner going
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We see ya girls checkin' out our trunks
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We see ya girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
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We see ya girls lookin' at our junk, then checkin' out our junk, then back to our sugalumps
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Sitting in my store, doin' my thing
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when a guy walks in with his dick in a sling,
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I'm like "holy shit, what happened to you?"
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He said "how much will you give me for the family jewels?"
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I said "Ten bucks." he said "No way!"
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"Ten bucks and a frisbee?" he says "O.K"
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So I took his sugalumps and put em' up in a display,
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and sold then as hacky sacks later that day.
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All the ladies they want, a taste of my sugalumps
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sweet sugalumps yeah
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All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
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sweet sugalumps yeah
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[ice cubes falling into a glass]
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Sugalumps
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| Flight Of The Conchords |
