Girl.... I'm gonna take the month of August off... just to get you off
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I'm freaky... I'm gonna clear the table top, we're gonna need a mop, I'm freaky
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Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
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And then we can float in the moat and be freaky
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Freaky
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Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey
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Stick some money to the honey, now I'm covered in money, honey
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I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the glass
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You can act like you don't know me
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I take a cup and then I put it on my head
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And I just stand there being freaky with a cup on my head
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I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky baby)
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You didn't believe me (Don't look at me)
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I told you I was freaky (Look at me)
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Girl, let's get freaky
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Let's make two life-size cardboard cut-outs of our bodies
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And then pose them into sensual positions
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I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin
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Stand against the wallpaper and get off like chameleons
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I'll flip some clips on my lips, I'll clip some chips to your hips
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I'll nibble chips off your hips and watch the moon eclipse
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I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree
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You can be a squirrel, and store my nuts for me
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I told you I was freaky (He told you he was freaky baby)
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You didn't believe me (Take that off)
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I told you I was freaky (Put this on)
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Girl, I do this shit weekly
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I want to fly so high in the sky and see what our love brings
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Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers and make some homemade wings
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Gonna fly so high on makeshift pillow wings
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Girl, can you believe we're flying on homemade pillow wings?
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Here I am all dressed in snakeskin
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Now I'm in your kitchen making love to your cake tin
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Oh no, is this the one you bake in?
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I told you I was freaky did you think I was fakin'?
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At 8PM I sell my underpants on eBay
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At half-past nine I hold a seance in your hallway
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At ten o'clock I ask some ghosts for a three way
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Yes it's creepy, I told you I was freaky.
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Ow!
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Ow ow ow!
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I told you I was freekie, baby!
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I told you I was freekie, baby!
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I Told You I Was Freaky
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| Flight Of The Conchords |