Hey there Bret, I see you looking down.
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Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown.
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Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
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Sure, you're weedy and kind of shy.
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But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy.
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They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay.
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Just hear me out when I say...
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Bret, you got it going on.
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The ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
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I said, Bret, you got it going on.
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Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."
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Why can't a heterosexual guy,
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Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
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Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
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Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable.
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Because you're bumpable.
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Well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
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If I say you've got a boom ow-ow.
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Come on Bret, help me out now.
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Bret, you got it going on.
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(You got it going on!)
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That's the conclusion that I've come to.
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But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
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Bret, you got it going on.
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(Got it going on...)
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No doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy.
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If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
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If one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man.
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Well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman.
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And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
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In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely.
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And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel.
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I put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you.
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Oh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you.
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Bret, you got it going on.
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[Jemaine:] So, hopefully that made you feel better...
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[Bret:] Can I please have a look at the lyrics?
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Bret, You've Got It Going On
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| Flight Of The Conchords |
