[Speaking through a microphone]
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"Good morning students and faculty,
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If I could have your attention please.
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As you may, or may not know,
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Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
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Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar,
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as the school's lone administrator for the next few days."
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"Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same,
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there will be some additional regulations you must also follow."
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"Number one -
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smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods."
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"Number two -
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the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself."
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"Number three -
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while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia.
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Eye contact with me is also prohibited."
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"Number four -
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girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm."
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"Number five -
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while i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
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spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating."
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"Finally, rule number six -
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any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended,
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unless they are masturbating."
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"If you have any questions about these new regulations,
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I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass."
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"Good day"
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Assistant Principal's Big Day
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| Adam Sandler |
