Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record
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and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you.
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I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,
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Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade
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But now I'm only happy when I'm drinking J.D.
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What the hell happened to me?
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I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend Billy
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And Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly
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But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee
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What the hell happened to me?
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I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood
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I only did the things that Momma said I should
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But now I just do whatever I want
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I even whipped it out in a restaurant
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I used to help clean the park in the middle of town
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And then played kickball til the sun went down
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But now all I do is get VD,
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What the hell happened to me?
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It makes no sense
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I can't believe I ended on me
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I'm out of my gourd
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Won't somebody please, help me?
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A do-do-do-do doo a do-do waa do-do-we-oh
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I'm kind of a wierdo
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What The Hell Happened To Me?
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| Adam Sandler |
