6 What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well?
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It's okay, Momma will take care of you
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Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am
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Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again"
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How could you be my kid
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Mom knows I'm faking it
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But she understands what'll happen if I go
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The last four days
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The tough guys have been on a roll
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They show him no mercy
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Plenty of name calling
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And pushing my head in the toilet bowl
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They call him a loser
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But they won't get their hands on me today
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'Cuz home with Momma is where I'm gonna stay
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We're pickin' daisies
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Who cares about them anyway
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Pickin' daisies
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They'll all be working for you someday
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Pickin' daisies
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They're just jealous of you
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Pickin' daisies
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Next year you'll go to private school
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Can't play sports or games
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I'm only really good at reading
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He can't catch a football
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Apparently that's not too cool
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That's why my nose is usually bleeding
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Plus they give him fat lips
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At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head
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But I'll be safe today, I know 'cuz Momma said
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We're pickin' daisies
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Who really cares what they think
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Pickin' daisies
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You should talk about it with your shrink
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Pickin' daisies
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They'll all end up in jail
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Pickin' daisies
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Marshall's is having a sale
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I know tommorrow it'll all start up again
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He'll be greeted with a head-lock
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And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend
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But I know when I'm older
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I'll look back and laugh
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At all those kids who pulled my pants down
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And took that photograph
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'Cuz we'll be through with kickball
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We'll all be weak and slow
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But I will be the only one
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With a magic place to go
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Pickin' daisies
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You're better off in the end
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Pickin' daisies
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Who cares, I'll be your friend
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Pickin' daisies
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You can always count on me
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Pickin' daisies
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I made you some iced tea
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Pickin' daisies
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Dasies
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Pickin' daisies
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Dasies
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Pickin' daisies
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Dasies
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Pickin' daisies
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Dasies
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Pickin' daisies
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You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way
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When I was a kid, we didn't have video games, we had pinball, but I could learn
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Well, they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs
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You can come to aerobics class with me and wathc, all the ladies love you
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Who needs brand name shirts? Yours is the same thing without a fancy tag
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Why don't you go to sleep? And when you wake up, then I'll play you the Eddie Fisher record
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Pickin' Daisies
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| Adam Sandler |
