Oh when I die and it won't be long
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Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong
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Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad
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Hey and if there's an after life I'll gloat and I'll be glad
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Might be a plane crash, or some sort of O.D.
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Hey there's going to be a photograph with my obituary
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You're gonna see it and you'll cry
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You're gonna wanna wear black
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Hey I'll be dead but you can bet your life,
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I'm gonna get you back
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I'm tired of being left up on your shelf
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I might not wait around, might kill myself
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Not only would you miss me, but you'd feel guilty to
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Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late
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The joke would be on you.
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Ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho
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Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle
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Snicker snicker snicker snicker
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Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw
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Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
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So you better take warning, start treating me good
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Start doing the things that I think you should
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And you better not pout and no you better not cry
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The grim reaper is a-comin' to town
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And I just might die
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Unrequited To The Nth Degree
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| Loudon Wainwright III |
