You never phone, you never write
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Hell, I stopped hoping that you might
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You're trying to hurt my feelings, right?
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You never phone, you never write
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You never write, you never phone
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I'm sorry to bitch and moan
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I'm sorry to pick this bone
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You never write, you never phone
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Sometimes I wonder, ow, wow, ow, wow, ow, wow
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What you must think of me
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My address and phone number must be
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Misty in your memory
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This year my birthday came and went
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No call was made, no card was sent
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But I got the snub, you must of meant
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This year my birthday came and went
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This year my birthday went and came
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Last year what happened was the same
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And your excuses sure are lame
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This year my birthday went and came
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Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
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Chicka, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
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Chickiti, chick, chick, chicka, chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
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Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
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Sometimes I wonder, ow, wow, ow, wow, ow, wow
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What you must think of me
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Then I remember it's you that you think of exclusively
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But I'm not gonna bow and scrape
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And every
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(Don't know what Martha is saying)
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And I'm a little bit bent outta shape
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But I'm not gonna bow and scrape
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I won't scrape or bow, can you?
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(Don't know what Ioudon is saying)
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Ahh, just sing this song is fine for now
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But I won't scrape
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Chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
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You Never Phone
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| Loudon Wainwright III |
