We're professional punkers
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We come from the suburbs
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After 15 years, we're still having fun
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Now we're over 30, not looking so purty
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At least we got a beat up accordion
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That's Eric our drummer, his father's a plummer
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He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk
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Now sober but smelly he's got one big belly
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From livin' the good life provided by punk
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Singin' singin' singin'
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Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
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Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
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Open another big box of cheap wine
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We're over 30 we're doing just fine
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Hefe's not satanic he's one hip Hispanic
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He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin
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He wears baggy pants he know how to breakdance
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You've seen him do every impersonation
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That's Melvin on six-string "some tell me I can't sing"
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Oh I think you can just don't do it 'round me
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Stick with what you know playing guitar solo
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With Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke
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Singin' singin' singin'
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Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
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Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
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Open another big box of cheap wine
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We're over 30 we're doing just fine
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My name is Fat Mike I'm obsessed with big lesbians
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I've been a punkrocker for most of my life
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I sing kinda flat I'm not really so fat
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But that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice
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I'm Kent I do sound "Look he's getting so round"
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Like Timmy The Turtle he counts as he clicks
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I'm Jay (I don't care) someone please cut his hair
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I'm Limo from Scotland so gimme haggis
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Singin' singin' singin'
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Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
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Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
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Open another big box of cheap wine
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We're over 30 we're doing just fine
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Buy me a Becks beer or pass me a bong
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Gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song
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Throw me a qualude, or chop me a line
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We're pushing 40 we're doing just fine
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Buy me a castle or pass me a bong
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give me Glenlivet, I'll sing you this song.
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Open another big box of cheap wine,
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if you take the low road then I'll take the high.
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Theme From A NOFX Album
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NOFX |