I wanna make one thing crystal clear
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When I want an ice old beer
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Get it real quick and say "yes, dear"
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Those are the words that I wanna hear
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We'll get along - you will see
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Focus on taking care of me
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You gotta make me a priority
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Cuz I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity
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Dear old dad, now he's dead
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But when he was alive he always said
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"Make those bitches take care of you
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Cause that's what women were born to do!"
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for!
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Cleaning, baking, hot love making
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That's what girls are for!
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That's what girls are for!
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Taking directions, giving me erections
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Do my laundry, pay my bills
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Crush my Oxycontin pills
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Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills
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On the weekend you can roto-till
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You'll see it's a way of life
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Do a good job and you can be my wife!
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Load my guns and sharpen my knife
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Just kidding you ain't gonna be my wife!
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Dear old dad, God rest his soul
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He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl
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Smack my mom upside the head
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"Make me a sandwich" is what he said
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Yeah
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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Sewing, cooking, being good looking
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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Love me, rub me, suck my nubby!
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Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me
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Nothing makes me feel more alive!
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And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955!
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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Sing it with feeling!
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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Even my mom agrees!
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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Wearing high heels and copping some feels
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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Kissin' lickin' tastes like chicken!
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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Being real dumb, and making me cum!
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That's what girls are for
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That's what girls are for
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S My D and L my B's some more!
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That's What Girls Are For
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| Steel Panther |
